But if you’re mine, oh damn, you’re mine. I’ll be right here when you need me and I will do anything to make you happy and to see that smile on your face. You won’t ever have to doubt my love for you because I will show you everyday. We will be together as much as we can and I will hold your hand wherever we go. I want everyone to know how happy you make me, but most of all, I want you to know how happy you make me. I will play with your hair until you fall asleep or stay up with you all night just to make sure you’re okay. I’ll be with you on the good days and the bad days. I want to take care of your mind and your well-being just as much as I want to kiss your neck and give you hickeys. You’ll be mine, only mine and I will love you endlessly.
Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.
The final basket had honey in it and e refers to it as a total nightmare scenario. Go talk to the Muslim woman who knocked out a pork loin without being able to taste her dish about dealing with nightmare baskets
My mum was watching a baking show where a 20 year old Muslim woman was a contestant. They had to make an alcoholic dessert. She nailed it despite not being able to taste it. When she mentioned that she couldnt (not as a complaint or excuse) everyone gawked at her and someone said “how old are you???”. Like, really?
I saw that one! Seemed like purposeful sabotage when your contestant can neither religiously or legally taste the ingredient
i have noticed that if a chef is openly muslim or jewish, pork often seems to be amongst the “surprise” ingredients
Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan
